Anyway, if you find yourself lacking in sonic-tea-ness, feel free to polish your fic to a fine sheen! goldy_dollar and I hereby declare the Catchall Beta Post. If you'd like to make your services available as a beta-reader, leave a comment to this post with a bit of information about your strengths and what you like to read, and then all the lovely ficathon authors will be able to scroll through and find you easily! Authors, feel free to comment as well -- I'm certainly planning on both writing and editing for this fantabulous shindig.
So if you're looking for a Ten/Inara beta of AWESOME, it is my sincere hope that you'll find everyone you need right here. Have fun.
(I was just thinking, if you stirred around your tea with the sonic screwdriver, would that make your tea look blue? ... Do I need to seek some kind of professional therapy service?)